September 2017


This New Instagram Update Will Ruin Your Entire Aesthetic (And Probably Your Life)

Unsplash / neonbrand If the Internet hasn’t completely destroyed your life already, just you wait — Instagram’s new update is the latest assault on my social media personality, and I am shaking. If you’re the kind of person who actually spends time working on your online aesthetic (and if you’re not, what’s wrong with you????), […]

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The Single Most Entitled Reaction To Modern Problems

You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news, whether it’s a natural disaster, a neo-Nazi rally, someone important denying climate change, or whatever else happens to be the day’s headline. Some people get outraged, some try to organize a response, some get out their soapbox. You’ll get your […]

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A sportscaster calls out his racist fans in a furious rant everyone should hear.

ESPN radio host Dan Le Batard became emotional reading Michael Bennett’s harrowing account of his arrest by Las Vegas police for “simply being a black man in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Michael Bennett. Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images. What Le Batard read next made him furious. During a commercial break on the […]

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The Thots Of Your Instagram Feed Explained By Bratz Dolls

If there’s one thing we all know about so-called viral makeup trends, it’s that 90% of them are bullshit. Squiggly eyebrows? Show me one person who is actually doing that in public. Just ONE! The people demand receipts! That being said, the latest viral makeup trend that may have slightly more credibility involves doing your […]

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Deadly Tennessee church shooting: Sudanese immigrant arrested, FBI to launch civil rights investigation

Police identified Emanuel Kidega Samson, 25, as the suspected gunman who opened fire at a church in Antioch, Tennessee, on Sunday.  (Metropolitan Nashville Police Department) Metropolitan Nashville Police Department tweeted that Samson had been released from the hospital and will be charged with murder and attempted murder. An usher, identified as Robert Engle, 22, confronted the […]

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4 Scorching Hot Sex Positions To Try That Only Sound Scary

Between naked bodies, strange sounds, and the possibility of unplanned pregnancy, sex is an inherently scary activity to partake in. Add a position with a name like “the spider,” and my arachnophobic bum is running out of the bedroom — no thank you very much. With that said, a missionary-cowgirl-doggy style rotation gets old quickly, and hot […]

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No, players aren’t ‘protesting the anthem.’ Fox News’ Shep Smith explains perfectly.

Whatever the topic, you can count on Fox News’ Shep Smith to tell it like it is, and Trump’s feud with the NFL is no exception. While interviewing Politico’s Rachael Bade during Monday’s edition of “Shepard Smith Reporting,” Smith stated what’s obvious to many: The outrage from Trump and his base isn’t about the flag, […]

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The shorter your sleep, the shorter your life: the new sleep science

Leading neuroscientist Matthew Walker on why sleep deprivation is increasing our risk of cancer, heart attack and Alzheimers and what you can do about it Matthew Walker has learned to dread the question What do you do? At parties, it signals the end of his evening; thereafter, his new acquaintance will inevitably cling to him […]

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LGBTQ Groups Condemn “Dangerous And Flawed” Facial Recognition Intended To Predict Your Sexuality

LGBTQ groups have condemned as “dangerous” an algorithm developed by Stanford University to predict whether you are gay or straight based on your face. Stanford claim the tech, which uses facial recognition, can distinguish between gay and straight men 81 percent of the time, and 74 percent of the time for women. Several prominent LGBTQ […]

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The Images Coming In After 7.1 Earthquake Hits Central Mexico Are Absolutely Devastating

UPDATE 6:52 P.M. EST: AP reports the death toll has now risen to 104. UPDATE 5:13 P.M. EST: According to a preliminary report issued by the governor, at least 42 people have been pronounced dead as a result of the quake. Our thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the earthquake that just rocked […]

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