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Finally! A Bathroom Lock That Lets People Know Whether Youre Actually Using The Bathroom Or Just Need A Fucking Minute

We can all agree that public restrooms dont have the best reputation, but they are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. For decades weve been stuck with doors that only displayed Vacant or Occupied. Thats all going to change thanks to the new lock that can be set to Need A Fucking Minute if you just want to be left alone for a goddamn moment.

Its about time!

Whether youre going in the restroom to sit on the toilet sobbing, stare into the mirror and tally regrets, or simply rest your head on the cold tile walls, these locks make it easy to announce that you need a motherfucking minute so maybe just cool it with the knocking for fucks sake. With the old locks, people might have assumed you had some kind of stomach bug if you locked yourself away in the bathroom, but now theyll know that youre just at the end of your rope. Fantastic!

Imagine how useful this lock will be next time youre an emotional wreck. Maybe youll be bummed out after learning that an elementary school teacher of yours died recently. Perhaps itll be after browsing an exs gallery of wedding photos on Facebook. Or possibly youll just be having a day. Itll be wonderful to simply shut the bathroom door and not worry about people knocking and asking whats taking so long in there. Theyll know youre miserable, or just crying for no goddamn reason, with a single glance.

So much yes. This is the kind of innovation weve needed for a long time. Pretty soon, youll be able to lock yourself in a bathroom and take all the time you need, knowing the next person in line is well aware its only because youre so fed up with life that it gives you a dull, unrelenting ache in the pit of your stomach and if you had to look at another persons mottled, sweaty face for even one more fucking second youd start murdering whatever living thing you could get your hands on.

Share if you also cant wait for these awesome new locks to roll out!

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