The NRA Is Claiming That The Tennessee Waffle House Shooting Would Not Have Happened If An Armed Teacher Had Been Teaching A Math Class There

After yesterday’s tragic shooting at a Waffle House in Antioch, TN, the NRA has once again come forward to reiterate their support of gun rights and the Second Amendment. Early this morning, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre held a press conference to discuss how such episodes of gun violence can be prevented by well-trained, […]

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4 Ways Hephaestus Needs To Step It Up Before Ill Even Think About Worshipping Him

The Greek god of metalworking has been trying to get me to pray to him for some time now, and honestly, it’s getting a little old. I’m all about being open to new religious icons, but before I pledge my spiritual allegiance to a greater power, I need to know that my needs are being […]

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Doing What It Takes: This Local News Station Has Roofied Its Weatherman Just Before His Segment In The Hopes That Hell Commit Some Kind Of Viral Gaffe

With so many media providers competing for views, some television networks have taken a serious hit in the ratings column. In an effort to get eyes on its content, this local news station has roofied its weatherman just before his segment in the hopes that he’ll commit some kind of viral gaffe. Wow. In the […]

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LOL: This Woman Screencaps Her Moms Hilarious Text Message Fails

When it comes to texting, parents can be a little…well, let’s just say “challenged.” Briana Gellen’s mother is no exception. Since the 23-year-old started screencapping her mom’s hilarious text message fails and posting them on Tumblr, she’s gained thousands of followers! Check them out! Mom Vs. Autocorrect Mom Vs. The Internet Mom Vs. Caps Lock […]

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A Master Strategist: Steve Bannon Has Completed His Yearlong Plan To Become Increasingly Irrelevant Before Eventually Getting Fired

When Steve Bannon joined Donald Trump’s campaign as a key advisor last year, the left was right to be worried. Bannon’s reputation as a master strategist followed him through a stunning electoral upset and all the way into being Trump’s right-hand man in the White House. But today, the full shape of Bannon’s ultimate vision […]

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Huge Blunder: Breitbart Accidentally Published Its Prewritten Article Template For Smearing Any Woman Who Accuses A Conservative Of Sexual Assault

Oh boy. Today is not a good day to be at Breitbart. Typos and factual errors are bound to happen once in a while, but a mistake this major will likely cause heads to roll: Breitbart accidentally published its prewritten article template for defaming any woman who accuses a conservative of sexual assault. Um, yeah. […]

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Responding To Controversy: EA Has Announced That Star Wars Battlefront II Will Now Allow You To Unlock Legs For Your Character Without Paying Extra

Electronic Arts came under heavy fire this week from fans upset about planned microtransactions in Star Wars Battlefront II. Thousands of people flooded social media to criticize how hard it was to unlock in-game content without spending real-world money, and it looks like the video game publisher has taken the criticism to heart. Today EA […]

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Oasis Fans, Rejoice! Liam And Noel Gallagher Have Been Paired Up By Their American History Teacher To Work On A PowerPoint About The Teapot Dome Scandal Together

When Oasis broke up due to the constant infighting between band leaders Liam and Noel Gallagher, the world was forced to say goodbye to one of the greatest rock bands ever. But after years of enduring the brothers’ bitter feuds, Oasis fans might finally have a reason to get excited, because Liam and Noel have […]

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Liberal Hypocrites: Why Are Dems Criticizing Roy Moore When PEDO PREZ Barack Obama Is Still Married To FORMER TEENAGER Michelle Obama?

A liberal witch hunt is on the prowl for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore. The respected former judge is being attacked for OCCASIONALLY BEFRIENDING young girls using ROMANCE, and his senate campaign is on THIN ICE because of this smear campaign of the liberal media. Meanwhile, while the vicious liberals are attacking Roy Moore for […]

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Heartwarming: Hundreds Of Brands Turned Out To Attend A Funeral For This 18- to 34-Year-Old College-Educated Single White Male Making At Least $70,000 Per Year

Grab some tissues, because this is going to make you ugly-cry. When 28-year-old Andrew Hinch of Phoenix, AZ passed away from injuries suffered in a tragic car accident, something truly amazing happened: Hundreds of brands turned out to attend a funeral to mourn this 18- to 34-year-old college-educated single white male making at least $70,000 […]

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