Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features a whole host of merry merchandise and Christmas-themed ideas that didn’t quite turn out as expected. From suspiciously phallic-shaped candle holders to trees that resemble butt-plugs, these design fails are sure to make you ho ho ho with laughter. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!
Donald Trump says his wife Melania truly loves being the first lady, which is the surest sign yet that Melania Trump fucking hates being the first lady. On Monday, Melania revealed her White House holiday decorations, floating through the East Wing in all white like a distressed spirit trapped between worlds. She glided past a […]
Worshippers fill the midnight service, the Melbourne churchs dean says, forcing latecomers into the forecourt Crowds have packed out Melbournes St Pauls Cathedral despite it being the target of an alleged Christmas Day bombing plot. The dean of St Pauls, Dr Andreas Loewe, who led the midnight service, said 1,500 churchgoers had filled the cathedral, […]
The recipe, written by Benedictine monks in exile and found at Ampleforth Abbey, starts with ten pints of brandy A recipe for a very merry Christmas drink for 17th century monks, beginning with ten pints of brandy, has been rediscovered by a Durham university academic, in the archives of Ampleforth Abbey in north Yorkshire. The […]
A dependable string of stupid yet funny one-liners lights up this goofily ridiculous seasonal comedy Nuance isnt a huge priority for this goofily ridiculous and disposable comedy directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon whose 2007 comedy
CAUTION: this article contains sensitive information concerning the existence of Santa Claus Spoiler alert: this article contains sensitive information about the existence of Santa Claus. Children may wish to look away now. Parents, though, are being urged to re-consider the ethics of the great Santa Claus lie. In an 2014 talk. However,