People Are Sharing Photos Of Vomiting Statues And Here Are The 12 Most Hilarious Ones

We’ve all been there. If not from drinking one too many, then perhaps because of overeating during the family holiday gathering, or getting food poisoning because someone can’t cook to save their life. It’s a good thing that our bodies are equipped with a self-defense mechanism that makes sure we don’t overdo it during celebrations, […]

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Family finds owl in Christmas tree after a week: ‘He was hugging the trunk’

The family had brought the tree to their home and decorated it before they spotted the bird, who initially didnt want to leave A Georgia family got a real hoot from its Christmas tree: more than a week after they bought it, they discovered a live owl nestled among its branches. Katie McBride Newman said […]

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NYPD Posts The Adventures Of Their Law & Order-Themed Elf On The Shelf

At the beginning of the month, the police used Twitter to reveal the new addition to their team, an Elf on the Shelf who they have called, in typical elf naming tradition, Pete on the Beat. The Elf on the Shelf, if you’re not familiar with the custom, is a messenger for Santa, tasked with […]

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50+ Epic Christmas Design Fails That You Will Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features a whole host of merry merchandise and Christmas-themed ideas that didn’t quite turn out as expected. From suspiciously phallic-shaped candle holders to trees that resemble butt-plugs, these design fails are sure to make you ho ho ho with laughter. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

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Wow, Melania Trump Must Really Hate Her Life

Donald Trump says his wife Melania truly loves being the first lady, which is the surest sign yet that Melania Trump fucking hates being the first lady. On Monday, Melania revealed her White House holiday decorations, floating through the East Wing in all white like a distressed spirit trapped between worlds. She glided past a […]

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Crowds pack out Australian cathedral at centre of alleged terrorist plot

Worshippers fill the midnight service, the Melbourne churchs dean says, forcing latecomers into the forecourt Crowds have packed out Melbournes St Pauls Cathedral despite it being the target of an alleged Christmas Day bombing plot. The dean of St Pauls, Dr Andreas Loewe, who led the midnight service, said 1,500 churchgoers had filled the cathedral, […]

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Very merry seventeenth century punch recipe found in Yorkshire

The recipe, written by Benedictine monks in exile and found at Ampleforth Abbey, starts with ten pints of brandy A recipe for a very merry Christmas drink for 17th century monks, beginning with ten pints of brandy, has been rediscovered by a Durham university academic, in the archives of Ampleforth Abbey in north Yorkshire. The […]

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Office Christmas Party review Jennifer Aniston’s daft festive frolics

A dependable string of stupid yet funny one-liners lights up this goofily ridiculous seasonal comedy Nuance isnt a huge priority for this goofily ridiculous and disposable comedy directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon whose 2007 comedy

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Belief in Santa could affect parent-child relationships, warns study

CAUTION: this article contains sensitive information concerning the existence of Santa Claus Spoiler alert: this article contains sensitive information about the existence of Santa Claus. Children may wish to look away now. Parents, though, are being urged to re-consider the ethics of the great Santa Claus lie. In an 2014 talk. However,

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