8 Celebrities Who Watch The Bachelor Religiously Betches

Celebrities, they’re just like us! They get divorced. They abandon social media every so often after realizing how much people suck. They get caught talking sh*t…sort of. Oh, and they waste countless hours of their lives getting wine drunk every Monday and watching The Bachelor. Just, you know, probably with better wine. Who amongst the […]

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Nick Jonas And Priyanka Chopra Are Officially Married Betches

Pete and Ariana may not have made it down the aisle, but one of the other whirlwind couples of 2018 just did. After a dating period that lasted 10 minutes, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are married. For everyone that said this relationship was a publicity stunt, you might still be right, but they’re at […]

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Weekly Horoscopes For November 26-30, 2018 Betches

Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way and you’ve fully accepted that yoga pants are all that will fit you between now and Christmas, we can really get out and enjoy ourselves. Better not start that combination keto/paleo/bone broth cleanse right now, because the stars are aligning in just a way that keeps you […]

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This Bride’s $1,000 Guest Dress Code Is The Craziest Wedding Story Ever Betches

the woman who set a minimum price for gift givingfattened up her bridesmaids pre-weddingthe chick who read her fiancé’s cheating textsIn a  on my favorite subreddit, r/choosingbeggars, exposing an anonymous bride, a reveals a request for wedding guests to wear the most ridiculous dress code in all of history. “I am giving you a long […]

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Cute Snow Boots That Actually Keep Your Feet Warm Betches

New York City may have only had one real snowfall so far, but it’s enough to get me to break out snow boots and dust them off for the freezing winter to come. The problem is though, they’re fugly. Like, Google cute snow boots and you’d think it’s an oxymoron. I legit always wait until they’re […]

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3 Signs You Shouldnt Bring Them Home For Thanksgiving Betches

Your Sober Interactions Are Rare Look, no one here is arguing that Thanksgiving is a sober event—far from it.  But, generally speaking, there are at least a few hours when everyone’s still lucid. (This is the portion of the day when your mother will glare at you for “smelling like alcohol.”) So, have your interactions in […]

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Lauren Bushnell Isn’t The First Bachelor Girl Chris Lane Dated Betches

The Bachelor I’mA Star is BornLast week Chris Lane and his brand new Bachelor contestant debuted their relationship at the BMI Country Music Awards. View this post on Instagram I can see the love in her eyes.  he’s dated at least three previous Bachelor contestants. So let’s take a look at Chris’s history with the franchise, shall […]

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Weekly Horoscopes For November 12-16, 2018 Betches

Mars is shifting signs this week. This year, Mars hovered in Aquarius for, like, too long, causing a huge imbalance for some of us. But now that Mars is getting its sh*t together, the rest of us can too. During the next six weeks, we’ll pick better people to date, make better choices when ordering […]

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The Top 5 NFL Fans To Avoid At All Costs Betches

Whether you’re swiping through a sea of dating app profiles that seem to be filled with tailgating photos, debating whether to get the guy you’re seeing to DTR, or are simply trying to decide if you should go to that work happy hour at a sports bar later, it’s probably worth knowing which NFL fans […]

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Stassi Shroeder’s Book Is Coming Out This April Betches

The cast of Vanderpump Rules might not be the smartest people on TV, but now we have definitive proof that at least one of them knows how to read. That’s right, Stassi Schroeder wrote a book, and it’s coming out in April. Stassi Schroeder’s book is called Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook, and it should be […]

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