UPDATED: This College Student Found A Strange Man Hiding In Her Closet Betches

When I think of my college living arrangements, there are a few things I miss (not paying rent, being a 10-minute walk from everything I ever needed), and a few things I don’t miss (campus security stealing my bong, mostly). Of course, some people have legitimately traumatic experiences with campus living, and I’m not even […]

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Former BuzzFeed Employee Spilled The Tea On Getting Fired

In case your creative writing major friends haven’t been talking about it nonstop, a lot of sh*t has been going down in the online publishing world. On Friday, January 25, BuzzFeed laid off “seven members of the national desk, the six-person national security team and the two journalists covering health. All but two members of […]

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Andy King Has Seen The Fyre Fest Memes & This Is What He Thinks Betches

If you don’t know who Andy King is, then congratulations on your rich and full social life. For those of us who stayed at home binging the Fyre Festival documentaries like normal people, Andy King is a hero, a visionary, the loyal friend 2019 deserves. He is, in other words, the guy who was willing […]

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Riverdale Recap: Personally Victimized By Veronicas Hat Betches

RiverdaleCamila Mendes hyped on InstagramOnce again we start this week with another judgey montage from Jughead. I swear to God this kid is always in a perpetual state of being on his period. Like, enough with the ‘tude! Tiger BeatCase in point: Jughead lying to his dad about Tall Boy leaving town while Tall Boy […]

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Who Is Cooke Maroney, Jennifer Lawrence’s Fianc? Betches

It’s been a while since I’ve thought about Jennifer Lawrence, and honestly, it was a nice break. She’s taken a couple years out of the spotlight, which was enough time that I’m no longer annoyed at the thought of her relatable girl schtick. Good thing, because JLaw is back, and she’s engaged. We’ve known for […]

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What The Bachelor Contestants Are Wearing & Where To Get It Betches

The BachelorAll the girls are GORGEOUS and actually stylish. For the first time in a long time, I’ve actually been finding myself Googling what the Bachelor contestants are wearing because their outfits are just that cute, rather than cringing at my screen at their sequined monstrosities (@BeccaK). Fortunately for me, and ultimately all of you, […]

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Which Real Housewife Loves Andy Cohen & His Baby The Most? Betches

One week after the baby shower heard ’round the world, Andy Cohen is officially a father. He announced that his son had arrived late Monday night with a sweet selfie on Instagram, which may or may not have made me cry. The baby is named Benjamin Allen Cohen, which a good, normal name that I […]

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5 Fitness Products That Are A Total Scam Betches

Nicole Nam has a Bachelors of Science in Public Health Nutrition Specialization and a Masters of Science in Kinesiology. She has a personal training certification from the American Council of Exercise, and has trained a variety of clients, including a contestant in this year’s Miss Nevada competition. Follow her on Instagram here. Before we even get […]

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Betches Bachelor Recap Season 23 Week 3 Betches

BachelorSpeaking of my hangover, I can still barely hold down solids without wanting to die a slow and painful death, so if Colton so much as breathes the wrong way I’m ready to verbally eviscerate him. Fun!  Chris Harrison steps into the Bachelor mansion to test the room and make sure the girls are about […]

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Trashy Reality Shows From The Early 2000s That You Totally Forgot About Betches

When I was growing up, my parents were pretty laissez-faire about raising my sisters and me. They would just give me Ritalin, let me watch trashy reality television and South Park unsupervised, and pawned me off to a nanny. But to their credit, they were a little harsh because they wouldn’t let me watch Friends […]

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